Top 10: Sexual Vocaloid Songs

 

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WARNING: THIS VIDEO CONTAINS SEXUAL LYRICS/CONTENT. IT IS MEANT TO BE USED AS ART, UNLESS SPECIFIED FROM THE PRODUCER. I DO NOT CONDONE ANY OVERTLY SEXUAL COMMENTS BECAUSE OF YOUTUBE’S TERMS OF SERVICE, BUT DON’T LET THAT STOP YOU FROM SAYING WHAT YOU FEEL. I DID NOT PUT AN AGE RESTRICTION ON THIS VIDEO BECAUSE MOST LYRICS ARE VAGUE, AND EVEN ADULTS CAN BE CHILDISH! SO MY REQUEST TO YOU IS TO BE LIKE ME: A MATURE PERVERT!

Get your headphones on cuz’ it’s going to be a wild and wet ride as we count down the most sexual Vocaloid songs I know. While most are in Japanese, there are some in English so watch your volume level!

  1. Wash My Blood – The point of Luka being a nun is disturbing in its own right, or is it just my view of her, but her forsaking that outfit for a lustful robe. This song is heavy metal and has some suggestive lyrics about sex and forgiveness! With lyrics like this, and so it goes that she got pregnant and had an abortion. Also, the words suggest she does this every month or so, but I’m not sure!
  2. Happy Fruit – There’s nothing like eating your favorite fruit like a strawberry or melon or banana- except when you’re comparing them to your friends breasts and *hm-hm*. This song is cute and a heavy innuendo that can both be used as a food song or a daring display of desire! Miku seems to be hungry… would you feed her? She seems to go both ways.
  3. Don’t just take your clothes off ~Shut up and feel my vibes~ – That was a mouthful. When it comes to DeadballP, I like the way he does things. Well this song is straightforward as a young couple that tries to do the hanky-pancake, but the guy asks too much of his girl and she gets really violent at times. Lyrics are blunter than the last song, and if you can’t put 1 and 1 together to equal 1, then you’re probably not old enough to understand!
  4. Messiah or Desire – Isn’t fabulous being a rich womanizing bachelor- I wouldn’t know really! Most of this song half innuendo, half blunt- the rest of this song is Len groping Luka (I guess). Although rather short, it tells a story about a lonely man (whether he admits it or not) finds a lonely woman (or so he believes her to be). Lyrics talk about his emotions and her body parts. And also begs the question, when his lewd fluid is seeped who does it belong to?
  5. A Real S [Doesu] + A Darn’d Masochist [Doemu] – These two songs are not really sexual in its premise, but it focuses on desire- but I guess the lyrics are suggestive enough to be on this list. Basically Luka takes the roll of masochist, singing about the sadist, and Miku is the sadist that sings about the masochist. Kinda weird how one of the lyrics say “Breed with me!” knowing that both of them are female… I HOPE!!!
  6. Hot Milk – Probably one of the most hardcore Luka songs about female dominance over her man! At first when I heard it about a year ago, I started singing along to the lyrics, and then I figured out what they meant… I felt ashamed and weird. Lyrics consist of sexuality that puts the limelight on how much Luka likes to ride on top. So which is it, is Luka a masochist or dominatrix- kinda hard to be both! The video also has a nude Luka in it, obviously covered by hair- like almost every anime ever besides a few!
  7. Lake Oman – Hahaha!! This song is hilarious! It’s talking about genital parts and whatever else she said! Basically, between every female pair of legs is a p*ssy, but when compared to say- a man’s junk- they have the same amount of nerves, making a woman having 2 “peenies”? And if she’s tranny, does that mean she has 3? That questionable set of body parts are what Miku is calling “Lake Oman”. Oh why did I take the time to look over the lyrics like this?
  8. Jekyll & Hide – Okay, this is more about self pleasure with a double mind. More vague than anything, it is safe to watch and just listen. These two souls in one body want revenge for a man that betrayed her- later ending up in prison. Compared to the last songs, this one is more poetic than blunt.
  9. Good *uck – Yes, there is a song like this- and really strange. The most prominent is Len’s expression that looks like when a kid first sees his cereal bowl hit the ground shattering and spraying milk and corn pops everywhere- except in this instance he eats it off the floor. Disturbing…
  10. Sick – Probably my favorite song on this list is both catchy and techno pop. If it wasn’t a Vocaloid I guarantee that it would be something Nicki Minaj would sing. With IA and Luka it sounds sexy. These girls in the club be thirsty! Luka then goes on to rap in English about… well I’ll let you listen! As a bold statement that gets you off your butt and want to jump, especially after Luka’s rap! Well YKSB, you just “bonked” this songs way up the Top 10 sexual Vocaloid songs. Oh, and I got the album STYRAL!

Well, that concludes my list. A new Top 10 will upload every Tuesday at 12 to 3 pm so mark your calendars! Most, if not all, of these songs are not on Amazon, because I got them from NicoNicoDouga. Also, I was checking out some other stuff when I seen Akidearest uploaded basically the same thing! It’s alright though; I’ll leave a link in the description for her video! Please don’t think I copied you Akidearest, because this video was halfway edited when you uploaded yours! Oh, and you’re a big inspiration too!

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As for Akidearest’s Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x8DeJiU7QE

I wasn’t going to let 18 hours of work- mainly due to editing hickups- just go out the window because of a coin-ki-dink! All good either way! Hey she beat me to the punch, but hers is not age restricted and a lot more profesionally made than mine was… Imma noob!


Disclaimer:

I have no ownership to anything in this video but my voice, text (beside lyrics), and Sawbat- that little green thing that pops up throughout the video! All the right go to their respective owners, and if said owners have any questions, or would like their song out of this video, then they must shoot me an email and I will edit what they need done!

I use these songs and videos for entertainment only, and will put the official link of each song down below!

Also, I never seemed to mention that the song used at the very beginning and end is: New Romancer from the album Nude by MentaiRocker.


1.) Wash My Blood: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ia2c-b5Eyk
2.) Happy Fruit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QzJ6xnbOFw
3.) Don’t just take your clothes off ~Shut up and feel my vibes~: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fAv-FUkpJE
4.) Messiah or Desire: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbK_427kUs0
5.1) Doemu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcNMLvXhgSY
5.2) Doesu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9LPd4iMUwU
6.) Hot Milk: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-scIwgHIHmY
7.) Lake Oman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=daD9KNqyxDk
8.) Jekyll & Hyde: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIHckmp_W0w
9.) Good ****: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XgMTV3J3NCA
10.) Sick: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVXX_PutCQU

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